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'Militant feminists, I take my hat off to them. They don't like that'

'If they make it illegal to wear the veil at work, bee keepers are going to be furious'

'About a month before he died, my grandfather, we covered his back full of lard – after that he went downhill very quickly'

'I lost my job as a cricket commentator for saying “I don’t want to bore you with the details”'

'The pollen count, now that’s a difficult job. Especially if you’ve got hay fever'

'It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog'

'I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number...She looked great going down the stairs'

Born in Kew, Surrey
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I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind than a humorous resignation - Somerset Maugham
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