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'I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill.'
'I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry'
'Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch breakfast TV'
'My boyfriend had a sex manual but he was dyslexic. I was lying there and he was looking for my vinegar'
'The only possible way there would be an uprising in this country would be if they banned caravanning and car boot sales'
'Life was planned by a committee while the clever ones had popped out to the lav'
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Prestwich, Lancashire
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I find Cambridge an asylum, in every sense of the word. - A E Housman
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Pepys’ First Diary Entry, - 1660, The Act of Union Signed - 1707, Ironbridge Opened - 1781, First Issue of The Times - 1788, English Claim to French Crown Ends - 1801, Frankenstein Published - 1818, Victoria Proclaimed Empress of India - 1877, Britains 1st telephone directory is published - 1880, Manchester Ship Canal Opens - 1894, Old-Age Pensions First Paid - 1909, First Edition of Desert Island Discs - 1942, Stanley Matthews Knighted - 1965, Britains Joins the EEC - 1973, First UK Mobile Phone Call - 1985, Fred West Found Hanged - 1995
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