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Famous British Quotes
'There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.'.. Jonathan Swift
'People say it gets better but it doesn't. It just gets different, that's all.'.. Maggie Smith
'The path of least resistance is the path of the loser.'.. H G Wells
'A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.'.. Winston Churchill
'Bexhill on Sea is a peck on the cheek: Hastings is a lolloping tongue down the throat'.. Jo Brand
'Our patience will achieve more than our force.'.. Edmund Burke
'I count religion but a childish toy, and hold there is no sin but ignorance.'.. Christopher Marlowe
'I think it is the responsibility of a citizen of any country to say what he thinks.'.. Harold Pinter
'Anybody who's been married to a man for forty odd years knows he's all talk'.. Michael Parkinson
'To know one thing, you must know the opposite.'.. Henry Moore
'Make all you can, save all you can, give all you can.'.. John Wesley
'Sometimes we stare so long at a door that is closing that we see too late the one that is open.'.. Alexander Graham Bell
'Every noble work is at first impossible.'.. Thomas Carlyle
'We are not just here to manage capitalism but to change society and to define its finer values'.. Tony Benn
'The pollen count, now that’s a difficult job. Especially if you’ve got hay fever'.. Milton Jones
'Friendship is Love without his wings'.. Lord Byron
'Marriage is one long conversation, chequered by disputes.'.. Robert Louis Stevenson
'Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves'.. Lord Byron
'Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim.'.. Bertrand Russell
'When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes.'.. Dylan Thomas
'My boat can sleep 6 people that know each other well or 1 prude'.. Peter Ustinov
'It is not real work unless you would rather be doing something else.'.. J M Barrie
'To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable'.. John Milton
'Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.'.. J K Rowling
'Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue with that; I'm right and I will be proved right.'.. John Lennon
'I'm a holy man minus the holiness.'.. E M Forster
'Give the enemy not only a road for flight, but also a means of defending it.'.. Thomas Hardy
'I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.'.. Sir John Mortimer
'A people always ends by resembling its shadow.'.. Rudyard Kipling
'The greatest tragedy in mankind's entire history may be the hijacking of morality by religion'.. Arthur C Clarke