The funny parody of the bad book. http://t.co/Ly99MzFqdi via @guardian

When I grow up I'd like to be a bit like @IanMartin http://t.co/dn9icdQgNF

When is the next Peep Show? season is already upon us. Jay Hunt is on on Richard Bacon 5 Live now if you fancy telling her you like it.

An old guy here with skin the colour of cement using one of those electric things against his throat to talk. He is way goofing my vibe.

@Peston devouring Who Runs Britain. Is the private equity stuff basically now a history chapter? Enjoyable but are things very different?

@prodnose I have watched that football goal because of you and it was one of the best goals of football I have ever seen. Thanks!

That was a flight of fancy. I quite like Coldplay. And Lennon fans can get a bit carried away. #pleafortolerance. Ooh, good name for a band!

Maybe they'll be remembered for as long as Salieri if someone writes a play about the time they met John Lennon.

John Lennon trying to dictate a song from his deathbed with Chris Martin going "and then it just repeats, yes?"

Ok this is now basically overwhelming. Thank you. Check my timeline for the glory of music evangelists. Thank you. And... also stop.