Alongside @jeffleach on saturday night we have @thepiff and @kuntandthegang , sure someone is taking the piff here..#fnarfnar

Fringe giggles at the Third Door tonight Edinburgh people. The lovely @jeffleach and @EttieBoo providing the smiles tonight.12.30am start x

Go see @GordonSouthern. Lovely chap, tries to get free beer and food. Takes his clothes off in the bar, apart from that he's fairly funny ;)

Delighted to have Red Bull Editions in the bar. I love the blue, whats your flavour??? http://t.co/FohYvu8g

Just another excuse to party with us this weekend. https://t.co/MFDVKdAj

The Festival celeb game starts now... tweet us your best spots... #itsgonnabealongmonth

5 sleeps till #edinfringe kicks off, excited? We are :)

Our little sister , the third door is on the @Gildedballoon programme. we are very excited about this. #countingdownthedays

Ooh it's a hive of activity up our end of town herras fencing, builders and lots of noise hello Edinburgh festival we'll be with u shortly!!

is this you? http://t.co/4abYHEvi

Techno Gathering pre party is what we are talking aboot tonight, usual house promo's on, £2.50 pints and double spirits #party

This Friday night at Assembly, lets have a gathering https://t.co/W87zBXVR techno? techyes! get involved :)

When there's a full moon its rumored that the freaks come out..... well get your freak on tonight at The Third Door for DJ Billy Nasty ;)

So its 'Star Wars Day' tomorrow. We'll give you 10% off your food bill if you can tell us the name of the bar in the film. <wookie noise> ;)

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Unity@assembly happening now, check our facebook for full listings..... open till 1am with live bands and dj's Children welcome till 7.30 x

Hello to all our new followers. Pop in and see us some time. Events calender soon up. Lots of exciting changes in the pipeline. xxx

You could always follow that by heading downstairs into the Third Door, Tonight its EVOL with Bombay Bicycle Club DJ set....

Collar Up EP Launch tonight at Assembly, support from Spook School and Jordan Yorkston. Free, all kicks off around 8pm.

Congrats to @houseofchurch on your engagement, great news love team assembly xx

Sunshine day three long may it last #anyoneforalfresco?

Two words. Bounty cheesecake! #omgjustfartoodelicious

Iain Roberts, NZ skeleton bobsled runner in the bar today, nice chap.

starting to regret taking that deflatine, its not windy in edinburgh its just me pffftt

Want to hold your event at Assembly? we can cater for most occasions, get us on assemblybarevents@gmail for all your needs